Write my biography!

[gridlore]

I'm a panel guest at BayCon this year, and need a short biography. I suck at writing these.

So, somebody give it a crack. One or two paragraphs, and feel free to get silly. I always do.

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[pauldrye.livejournal.com]

"When not busy saving Metropolis from the evil machinations of Lex Luthor, Douglas Berry enjoys horizontal skydiving, playing the steam-powered guitar, and impersonating Pope Clement XI. He lives in an angle of space that lesser minds interpret as San Francisco with his Hound of Tindalos, Bobo."

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Too accurate, except that it's Pope Innocent III, and he's a Penguin of Tindalos named Irving.

(oh, and it's San Jose these days.)

[pauldrye.livejournal.com]

That's it, I'm naming my punk band "Penguins of Tindalos".

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

And your first album will be called Irving?