You can call me Ray..

[gridlore]

If you call me Douglas, you're probably my family.

If you call me Doug you are either a friend or are reading my name tag at work

If you call me Dougie you are making me angry.

If you call me Traveller, we hung out together in high school.

If you call me Berry we were in the Army together.

If you call me Thumper we were in the 25th ID together.

If you call me Mr. Berry you don't know me very well.

If you call me Mr. Douglas you can't read my medical chart right.

If you call me Sniper, you know me from the Duchovnics.

If you call me Penguin Boy, you know me from the TML

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[jarlsberg71.livejournal.com]

I believe there was one more Army nickname if I remember my Duchovnik E-Mail correctly. I shant post it here :)