Bibleman! Bibleman! Does whatever a bible can! Misinterpret, add addenda To advance your agenda Look out, here comes the Bibleman
Fall in line, nod and blink Forget you ever knew how to think If you want to join their clique Blind devotion's what they seek Best not cross with the bibleman
In the thick of the fight when the push comes to shove Not one will recall That part about love
Bibleman, bibleman Propoganda is the plan Wash your brain, hang to dry Swallow down the biggest lie
You know, if you closely apprise it God wouldn't recognize it Who is this Bibleman?
(To be honest, this might be a very sweet sort of comic-booky way to teach young Christian kids about their faith. I know nothing about it, but it was more fun to write a song about weird fundies, so that's what you get. *G*)
(visiting in from cmdr_zoom's friends list) I noticed that Biblegirl has quite the rack on her. Then again, given most superhero/sidekick dynamics, I'm not sure Bibleman and his buddy Cypher would notice...
Lightsabers and laser/plasma swords are practically in the public domain by now. Heck, in one of his previous roles (before he was Born Again, apparently), Willie Aames' character (Hank the Ranger) carried a light-bow. It was pretty cool; of course they couldn't have him actually KILL anyone with it, so it did lots of other tricks instead.
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Date: 6 Jan 2004 09:13 (UTC)Bibleman!
Does whatever a bible can!
Misinterpret, add addenda
To advance your agenda
Look out, here comes the Bibleman
Fall in line, nod and blink
Forget you ever knew how to think
If you want to join their clique
Blind devotion's what they seek
Best not cross with the bibleman
In the thick of the fight
when the push comes to shove
Not one will recall
That part about love
Bibleman, bibleman
Propoganda is the plan
Wash your brain, hang to dry
Swallow down the biggest lie
You know, if you closely apprise it
God wouldn't recognize it
Who is this Bibleman?
(To be honest, this might be a very sweet sort of comic-booky way to teach young Christian kids about their faith. I know nothing about it, but it was more fun to write a song about weird fundies, so that's what you get. *G*)
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Date: 6 Jan 2004 09:30 (UTC)no subject
Date: 6 Jan 2004 10:19 (UTC)I noticed that Biblegirl has quite the rack on her.
Then again, given most superhero/sidekick dynamics, I'm not sure Bibleman and his buddy Cypher would notice...
"I think George Lucas is gonna sue somebody!"
Date: 6 Jan 2004 11:04 (UTC)Re: "I think George Lucas is gonna sue somebody!"
Date: 6 Jan 2004 16:58 (UTC)