This explains the stomach pain...

[gridlore]

Porcupine
Genera and species: Hystrix Cristata
Collective Term: A prickle of porcupines

Description
Porcupines are physically small individuals with an over-abundance of attitude. Probably due to their lack of self-esteem, they have a tendency to seek comfort by putting others down, and wit, sarcasm, and ridicule are the primary weapons of its oftentimes disagreeable personality. In defense of the porcupine's actions, its barbs are not designed to cause permanent harm. Instead, they're intended as a preemptive attack to protect its own sensitive feelings, and if anyone is wounded by its thorny words, the porcupine is quick to come to its victim's aid. The porcupine displays the characteristically sharp mind and opportunistic lifestyle of the rodent personalities, but unable to function successfully in social situations, it is limited in its career choices and is rarely found in sales or management positions. Of course, a job like postal worker, DMV employee, and IRS agent, matches its prickly personality perfectly.

Like other rodent personalities, porcupines are opportunists and are resourceful and creative in their endeavors. Adept at taking advantage of others' mistakes, they are the first to jump on the bandwagon when an opportunity arises. With their consciously minimalist lifestyle, their financial needs are limited to the bare essentials of living and their homes are unadorned but functional. Unambiguous loners, porcupines prefer jobs that reward individual effort -- avoiding manual labor or work that demands mental concentration. However, if it's lucky enough to find a job that requires a biting tongue, it performs above the call of duty.

If there were two words that summarized the porcupine lover, they would be use protection! For in the bedroom, the porcupine tends to be a little too curious and explorative. For them, sex is a gala event that should be spiced with all manner of strange toys and odd positions. Nocturnal animals, they prefer the safety of their homes or small offices during the day, and most of their social connections take place at night, when they wander off to seek the companionship of the opposite sex. But their caustic wit and defensive posture puts others on their guard and they often return alone.

It can be painful to get close to a porcupine and only those who have earned its trust can endure an intimate relationship. It is comfortable and secure in the company of mice and mole personalities, but should fastidiously avoid the companionship of larger carnivores like bears, foxes and wolves.

Careers and Hobbies
Collection agent Bureaucrat
Administrator Politician

Reading Painting
Movies Gossip
Photography

Famous Porcupines
Don Rickles, Joan Rivers, Bobcat Goldthwaite.

(Joan Rivers? Ewwww....)

Take the Animal In You test!

bellacrow dragged this in after learning she was a wolf. Or a dog. Or a wolf-dog. Whatever.

Comments

[aurictech.livejournal.com]

I also came up as a porcupine:

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

bellacrow dragged this in after learning she was a wolf. Or a dog. Or a wolf-dog. Whatever.

"Can I be a mongoose-dog?" -- GIR, Invader Zim

[firestrike.livejournal.com]

Hmm...I'm a snake.

-M

[kath8562.livejournal.com]

I am the walrus.
coo-coo-ca-choo.

Did I ever tell you...

[murphymom.livejournal.com]

... the story about the DudeKid and my wolf t-shirt? As I was changing him (he must have been about 1 1/2 or so, he looked at my shirt and said "Dog." "No, wolf," said I. "Dog," said he, more adamantly. "Wolf, "I replied. He regarded me for a moment, then said, "Dog-wolf!" in a tone that clearly said the conversation was over.