New logical fallacies

[gridlore]

For your Usenet pleasure:

Argumentum ad Imperium (I am the King of the World, therefore I am right)
Argumentum ad Conundrum (I'm confused, therefore I am right)
Argumentum ad Snaredrum (I'm a drummer and can't figure out what you're talking about, therefore I am right)
Argumentum ad Unum (I only know one argument, therefore I am right)
Argumentum ad Celebatium (I can't get laid, therefore I am right)
Argumentum ad Gnosis (I have proof that I'm right, but it's secret proof that I can't show you.)
Argumentum ad Deum (God tells me that I'm right and you're wrong)
Argumentum ad Non Dictio (I don't want to talk about it because I know I'm right)
Argumentum ad Popularium (I am famous, therefore I am right)
Argumentum ad Chrysafi (I am rich, therefore I am right)
Argumentum ad Femalia (I am woman, therefore I am right)
Argumentum ad Asylum ["they"'re after me, so obviously I'm right]
Argumentum ad Imodium [I just can't stop coming out with this crap]
Argumentum ad Quotemarkium (I'll put "quotes" around your "terms", therefore I'm "right")

and, of course:
Argumentum ad Stupiditas (I'm smart, all you guys are stupid, so I'm right. Nyah! Nyah!)