As the universe continues to paste "kick me" signs on my back

[gridlore]

ibsweet let me know that they are looking for mods for the kiddie groups. This would be a good thing for me to do until something more permanent comes up.

They want people with DSL.

Which I could afford after I got a job with these people.

So I can't get the job.

This is Doug about to go postal.

Comments

[fimbrethil.livejournal.com]

Okay, so you need DSL to get the job? Tell you what I'm gonna do. I'll front you the money to start DSL and carry the cost of it for as long as you have the job. You can take the money you would put aside for the DSL when you get the job and put it toward your cable bill. Deal?

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

Actually, he just needs DSL for pr0n.
Kidding!

I hope things start going your way, Doug. Sincere sympathies.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Deal. Have I mentioned that you are a great person recently? Not just for this, but for everything.

Thank you.