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[gridlore]

By request for femakita



Sammy Has A Cork

To the tune of: "Jamie's Had a Gun

By Aerosmith.

Dum, dum, dum, Sammy you baseball dork!
Dum, dum, dum, You've stuffed your bat with cork
Dum, dum, dum, Sammy what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum, Hear the sound

Sammy's had a cork
Sammy's had a cork
Whole game's gone to crap
From that wood there in his bat
What will the commish do?
What will he put you through?
You said that when you went on deck
You grab the corker by mistake!
But you shattered that poor pine
When they saw what was inside, you ain't never gonna be the same

Sammy's had a cork
Sammy's had a cork
Your dog days just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue
What did your bat-boy do?
You said you only use that bat
For showing off and BP!
You say that you never cheat to win, though the facts keep rolling in
Ain't nothing going to ease the pain!

Swing away, swing away for the wall
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Swing away, swing away for the wall
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Swing away, swing away, swing, swing away

Sammy's had a cork
Sammy's had a cork
The media's just begun
Now reporters come on the run
What do they think to prove?
You already said it was you
You swore you never would've swung it, if you knew what was inside!
But Sammy nobody believes you
We're always going to wonder if the last five hundred were a lie

Swing away, swing away for the wall
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Swing away, swing away for the wall
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Swing away, swing away, swing, swing away

Sammy's had a cork
Sammy had a cork
Sammy's had a cork
Whole game's gone to crap


Sammy had a cork
(The game had just begun)
Now umpires come in on the run
Sammy, Sammy, what's the problem?
(Because Sammy had a cork )
Tell me it ain't so!
(Sammy had a cork)
Because he had bat broke, and cost the Cubs
(His dog days have just begun)
A first inning run
(Now everybody is on the run)
Sammy had a cork
Sammy had a cork
His dog days just begun

Comments

[femakita.livejournal.com]

w00t!

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

The least I could do, since your Twins took the series against the Giants.