I have a plan!
Apr. 22nd, 2003 10:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gridloreCourtesy of the SCA Evil Plan generator, and stolen from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kengr, who I will crush without mercy on my way to the top!
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Become King
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Pirate?
Stage Two:
Next, you will sabotage the event's beer supply. This will cause countless hordes of Mercenary Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with really bad filk, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Underground Secret HQ of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
kengr, who I will crush without mercy on my way to the top!Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Become King
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Pirate?
Stage Two:
Next, you will sabotage the event's beer supply. This will cause countless hordes of Mercenary Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with really bad filk, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Underground Secret HQ of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
