Clerks!

Inspired by Medieval Death Bot on Twitter (@DeathMedieval) which is nothing but death notices from England in the 12th to 14th centuries. An amazing number of murders are ascribed to "clerks" who seem to have killed more Englishmen than the plague and recent World Cups combined.

So with great apologies to Ghost, I present my filk of Rats. This is a rough draft, suggestions welcomed. I decided to leave the last verse intact, as it needed no changes to fit the theme. Fun fact, if you reply to the Medieval Death Bot, it tells you how you have been killed.

Clerks, I'm willing to bet.

( Clerks )