Damn you, Ensign!

[gridlore]

I guess 2020 couldn't come to a close without one more assault by Ensign Wheatbiscuit. That cunning fool has welded the Solid Waste Disposal Shunt in the maximum output position and has set bombs in the lower reaches of the Fuel Processing system.

For those of you wondering what I'm talking about: https://gridlore.dreamwidth.org/1331742.html

Comments

[feyandstrange]

I have a similar sort of setup in my head (in which scene commander Executive Function tries and often fails to keep up with the disaster, and some of the residents, like Anxiety, are not helping at all), although we do not have an Ensign Wheatbiscuit and usually blame things on the generally terrible condition of our vessel and the lack of sufficient maintenance. If we did have one, however, she'd be jamming the valve to full closed instead. And she'd probably be a Russian saboteur.