Pending medical approval, I'm planning on going to Burning Man this year. This was a chat Kiri and I had the other day on the subject:
Kirsten Berry: Does it involve hats?
Douglas Berry: Check. Oh, I have a plan.
Kirsten Berry: Does it involve hats?
Douglas Berry: Not unless you want to get me this:http://www.after5catalog.com/images/products/172-06601P3.jpg
Kirsten Berry: No. Not even for the desert.
Douglas Berry: What if I wore it ironically as a commentary on American consumerism?
Kirsten Berry: Don't think it'd fly, sorry. Now, a beerdolier like John Jensen has...
Douglas Berry: STOP JUDGING MY ART!!!
Kirsten Berry: Dude, we're building fucking BLEACHERS for the DMV this year specifically to heckle.
Douglas Berry: /me gets big anime eyes at the thought.
I have found my true calling.
Kirsten Berry: With scorecards that say things like pi, or sqrt -1.
Douglas Berry: Please tell me there will be a gong, and I get the Jamie Farr seat.
Kirsten Berry: OOH! We can totally get a gong.