This is why we've been together for over twenty years...

Pending medical approval, I'm planning on going to Burning Man this year. This was a chat Kiri and I had the other day on the subject:

Douglas Berry: Check. Oh, I have a plan.

Kirsten Berry: Does it involve hats?

Douglas Berry: Not unless you want to get me this:http://www.after5catalog.com/images/products/172-06601P3.jpg

Kirsten Berry: No. Not even for the desert.

Douglas Berry: What if I wore it ironically as a commentary on American consumerism?

Kirsten Berry: Don't think it'd fly, sorry. Now, a beerdolier like John Jensen has...

Douglas Berry: STOP JUDGING MY ART!!!

Kirsten Berry: Dude, we're building fucking BLEACHERS for the DMV this year specifically to heckle.

Douglas Berry: /me gets big anime eyes at the thought.

I have found my true calling.

Kirsten Berry: With scorecards that say things like pi, or sqrt -1.

Douglas Berry: Please tell me there will be a gong, and I get the Jamie Farr seat.

Kirsten Berry: OOH! We can totally get a gong.