Because I love fucking with their call times.

[gridlore]

15:37! That's how long I kept "Pete" from Cardmember Services on the phone!

What was best was when he started threatening to come kill me.

"OK, where do I live?"

"United States."

"That's about 330 million people and roughly a third of North America. I'll give you a hint, I'm in California."

"Sacramento?"

"Nope, another hint: It's where the 49ers play."

*silence*

"We're tracing the call right now and I'm going to come and kill you."

"I'm on my cell phone, dipshit. The closest that will get you is one of three cell towers."

"Fuck you."

~fin~

Comments

[claidheamhmor]

😁

[freyjaw]

Ooh! You're good!