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Jul. 5th, 2009
Christianity in a nutshell
Jul. 5th, 2009 11:55 amThe belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME!
MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME!
I need 25 million dollars. Now.
Jul. 5th, 2009 12:36 pmI want this house!!!!
Of course, we'd need another couple of million to properly furnish it. And to fill the 1600 bottle wine cellar. And build my Throne of Skulls
I need to buy lottery tickets.
Of course, we'd need another couple of million to properly furnish it. And to fill the 1600 bottle wine cellar. And build my Throne of Skulls
I need to buy lottery tickets.
