Teeth will be provided!

My new teeth! Since I still have my natural front teeth, the dentures are missing those. I go in for another fitting next Thursday (there were a coupe of issues with the bite) and on June 5th I get my dentures!

On June 6th, I eat an entire order of skillet queso by myself, followed by a steak.

( Cut because this might squick some folks. )

And I know where my towel is.

I so want one of these.

http://www.bathsheba.com/crystal/starmap/

Rise, Darth Redneck...

My conversion was progressing nicely. I drink cheap beer, drive trucks for a living, live for sports, get all the jokes on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.. but one thing was missing.

Today, I am complete. Since buying Darby we have made at least three trips to Kragen Auto Parts, and this afternoon, in 90° temperatures, I washed my truck.

I never wash cars - I used to work at a car wash! But Darby gets parked under a tree many nights, so my beautiful white truck was getting dirty!

This, of course, required a trip to Kragen for a wash mitt, car wash detergent, and a new bucket. We have buckets, but I needed a new one.

Darby is clean, there is balance in the universe.

I suppose I need to start caring about NASCAR now...