1. Will you be having a white Christmas? Not bloody likely. Last time it snowed down the floor of the Santa Clara valley was Feburary of 1977.
2. Best present you could get/have already received this season? Oh, hell, I don't know. The West Wing boxed set, probably.
3. Egg nog or snogging under the mistletoe? Not much for either.
4. Is time on your side? Never.
5. Favorite holiday tradition: Hanging our Christmas foxes on the tree.