My brain hurts now.

The first lines of Black Sabbath's War Pigs scan to Deck the Halls...

Generals gathered in their masses

Fa La La La Laaa La La La Laaaaaa.

Just like witches at black masses

Fa La La La Laaa La La La Laaaaaa

Evil minds that plot destruction

Fa La La, La La La, La La Laaa

Sorcerers of deaths construction

Fa La La La Laaaa, La La La Laaaaa...

You can make the entire thing work. Argh.

courtesy of the weirdos on alt.atheism.

If this were an Olympic sport, I'd be bring home gold.

Skeet shooting has been replaced

DAMN that looks fun!

Courtesy of fearsclave, the terror of all Canadian fish and game.

It turns out that the party of appeasement and surrender is...

.. the GOP.

Frist urges surrendering to the TALIBAN

QALAT, Afghanistan U.S. Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist said Monday that the Afghan guerrilla war can never be won militarily and called for efforts to bring the Taliban and their supporters into the Afghan government.

The Tennessee Republican said he had learned from briefings that Taliban fighters were too numerous and had too much popular support to be defeated by military means.

"You need to bring them into a more transparent type of government," Frist said during a brief visit to a U.S. and Romanian military base in the southern Taliban stronghold of Qalat. "And if that's accomplished we'll be successful."

The Taliban. The people who made Osama bin-Laden an honorary Minister. The lovely people who converted a soccer stadium into an execution pit, and killed people for such crimes as being female and being in public alone or not having a beard of appropriate length. These are the guys who blew up priceless carvings of Buddha in their religious insanity.

These are the people Bill Frist wants to see back in charge.