Dec. 22nd, 2005

gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Penguin - Carpe)
About a week and a half ago, I went into work early for yet another meeting, this one about changes to our benefits. At the time, I asked "do we need to select our doctors and dentists when we submit the paperwork?" We already had selected primary care physicians, but in the Dental PPO we weren't assigned dentists.. just go to anyone on the list. So that was a concern in changing plans.

No, I was assured, you can select care givers at a later date.

Fast forward to today. I worked six days last week, so I was due a day off, and today was it. Until my phone rang. Seems I did need to chose a dentist... and do it before 1600 EST. So Kiri and I drove all the way to Fremont to fill out forms I thought I had filled out already.

Annoying.

But it was nice to get out and cruise with my lovely wife. We dropped into see [livejournal.com profile] n_1_n, who isn't feeling well, as a favor to [livejournal.com profile] murphymom. If it wasn't for us being broke (waiting on my direct deposit and Kiri's check from unemployment) we would have gone to see Narnia. But instead we just came home. I finally wrapped her presents, and just need to grab goodies for her stocking.

Other than doing a few loads of laundry, I'm spending today in mortal combat with Nethack.
gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (SpongeBob Maiden)
Currently playing? AC/DC - Thunderstruck (live)

Grin.

Dec. 22nd, 2005 03:42 pm
gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Goth)
The Grinch Factor
From the Los Angeles Times columnist Rosa Brooks:

The Grinch factor

THE WHOS down in Who-ville
Were a tolerant lot:
Who Christians, Who Muslims — a Who melting pot.
Who Hindus! Who atheists! Who Buddhists, Who Jews!
Who Confucians, Who pagans,
And even Who Druze! The Who 1st Amendment's Establishment Clause
Said, "No creches in courts," and the Whos loved their laws.
Because somehow … they worked. The Whos rarely fought,
Mostly, each Who did just what he ought.

Every Who down in Who-ville
Loved the Consti-Who-tion a lot.
But the O'Reilly, who lived up in Fox-ville,
Did NOT!

The O'Reilly DETESTED the Who Consti-Who-tion,
He thought it was some sort of liberal pollution.
Now, please don't ask why, for I really don't know.
Perhaps it had something to do with his show.
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
Or it could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his RATINGS
Were two sizes too small.

Well, whatever it was, bad ratings or tight shoes,
He stood there one Christmas, just hating the Whos.
"They're so multicultural," he sneered, "and wherever they're from,
They lack the good sense to just launch a pogrom!
There's no Who ethnic cleansing, no Who Inquisition,
If this PEACE can't be stopped, I may lose my position.
Those sensitive, tolerant Whos! It's quite grating.
I must think of something to fix my show's ratings!"

Then he said with a smirk, "I know just what to do
To destroy all the joy in the land of the Who!
I think I can end that PC Who peace.
This year, not one Who will enjoy his Roast Beast!

"Here's just how I'll do it:
I'll tell each Who Christian
That the liberal Whos have devised a new mission
To take away Christmas!
To mock and destroy
Till no little Who Christian is left with a toy!
And when secular Whos — most likely Who Jews —
Attempt to deny it? Why,
I'll just SPIN THE NEWS!

"I'll bluff and I'll lie; I'll sow seeds of mistrust.
Soon they'll form battle lines into
Who 'THEM' and Who 'US,'
Based on which Whos prefer
To sing out, 'Merry Christmas'
And which Whos say, 'Kwanzaa!'
Or 'None of your business!'

"They'll get so confused and so MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD
That they won't even notice the way
They've been HAD!
They'll be so busy squabbling
They won't notice the war!
They won't care if Who rich
Start to trample Who poor!

"Forget torture, and terror, and taxes, and health!
They'll waste all their time on some red-hatted elf.

"And the Who Consti-Who-tion?
They'll stretch it or burn it!
If it came as a gift, they would try to return it!

"The Who Christians will think that they fight the good fight,
They won't know that they're puppets of the Fox-ville Far Right.
They'll forget all that DRIVEL about faith, hope and LOVE
And say 'Merry Christmas' with a sneer and a shove.

"But I? I will prosper! My ratings will soar,
And maybe at last they'll forget I'm a BOOR.
Then for every Who Christmas tree
A most fitting adornament:
My O'Reilly MUG on the tackiest ornament!"



… And what happened then?
Well, the rest's up to you.
But I know what I'd like this holiday season:
A little less NOISE and a little more reason.

So Who Christians! Who Buddhists! Who Muslims! Who Jews!
WHOever you are, just say NO to Fox "News!"
If you don't want to lose the whole Who Consti-Who-tion
It's time to reject the Far Right Revolution.
So turn off O'Reilly and everyone shrill,
Let's have some peace
And old-fashioned GOODWILL.
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