You know, Mike Tyson and I were born four days apart.
Whenever I feel down about my situation, I think about Mike.
He's a brutal rapist, $38 million in debt, a complete idiot, and has stupid tattoos on his face. He's a joke. His only skill is beating the crap out of people, and he's lost most of that.
I'm just poor and have a few health problems.
That makes me feel much better about myself.