Doug's birthday bash..

OK, a week or two ago, I asked what people would like to do with me. Along with the predictable "stuff you in a barrel and sink you in the Bay" responses, there was a common theme: Go to a Giants game.

Well, the G-men are playing the A's on my birthday (July 4th, for newcomers.) I'd love to get a bunch of friends and family together for the game. We'd need 25 people, and the view reserved section seats are $23.

We need to move quickly on this. If you'd like to come, leave a response. Once we have 25 folks, I'll ask for the funds to be sent to me so we can secure the tickets.

Presents aren't required. I know most of my friends are as screwed financially as we are. but if y'all want to pool resources and get me a Dave Dravecky jersey. (1988 version, number 43) I would not complain.

Lemming, with personality problems!

Since all my friends have jumped off the cliff, I have to do so as well...

( The test everyone has done. )

OOhh.. I'm a collectable!

( My trading card. )

So, how many of me does it take to get a rookie eleri?

"There are no lies, merely facts we control." Benito Mussolini

Stolen from kshandra (I'm lying. It was karmabreeze)

The first person to comment is going to make up an outrageous lie about me.

The second person to comment is going to make up an outrageous lie about the person who commented.

And every person after that will make up an outrageous lie about the last person to leave a comment.

Ready, get set, GO!

P.S. They better be really good...
P.P.S. If you don't feel like lying about the person before you, go ahead and lie about me instead. Start a new chain of lies, whee!!!!

But, why is the rum gone?

( What random Pirates of the Caribbean quote am I? )