More Bears!

( Genus: Ursus, Species: ? )

It's Elementary, my dear Watson

( What element am I? )

Gridlore fall down, go twitch

Since I felt like crap for most of the morning, I shouldn't be surprised that I seized. No idea how long I was down, since no one was here to watch (bring popcorn!) but I felt like it was a bad one. This was confirmed by my exhaustion and "blender brain" afterwards.

Today's weird memory flash? Firing a suppressed .45 rifle in Oregon. Amazing weapon, all you can hear when it fires is the 'click' of the hammer falling.

Yogi Berra was right

"It ain't over 'till it's over"

San Francisco Giants 8
Chicago White Sox 4

Going into the top of the 9th inning, the score was 4-2 in favor of the White Sox. Then it began:

- Ray Durham singled to right. Runner on first with none out and Barry Bonds due up.

- Barry Bonds hits a none-out, two-run Home Run to right-center, scoring Ray Durham. 4-4

- Benito Santiago singled to right-center. Runner on first with none out and Jose Cruz Jr. due up.

- Jose Cruz Jr. bunts into a fielder`s choice, catcher to short. Runner on first with one out and Pedro Feliz due up.

- Pedro Feliz singled to left. Runners on first and second with one out and Edgardo Alfonzo due up.

- Bartolo Colon balk. Runners on second and third with one out and Edgardo Alfonzo at the plate.

- Edgardo Alfonzo is intentionally walked. Bases loaded with one out and Marvin Benard due up.

- Damaso Marte enters the game for the White Sox with the bases loaded and one out.

- Pinch-hitter Rich Aurilia hits a one-out, Grand Slam to left, scoring Jose Cruz Jr., Pedro Feliz and Edgardo Alfonzo. 8-4 Giants

- Marquis Grissom popped out to second. None on with two out and Neifi Perez due up.

- Neifi Perez flied out to left to end the inning.

Tim Worrell got one pop up and forced a double play to end the game.

Six runs in the ninth inning. Wow.

Oh, Cluck!

Suicide Chicken Terrorizes New Zealand!