Everything I know, I learned from television.

Last night there were two shows that I wanted to watch. One was the X-Files series finale, the other the last episode of Survivor 4.

Guess which won?

I haven't actually watched the X-Files in years. Had Chris Carter made this a five year story arc, and stuck too it, it would have been fascinating, and everybody would have gone home happy. Instead, they kept dragging things out, losing viewers all the time.

We watched the credits just to see if they were going to play with the :The Truth Is Out There" tag. They didn't. So over to CBS and...

( Warning! Spoilers for the last episode of Survior: Marqueses )

Don't go looking for snakes...

( ...you might find them. )