You have got to be kidding me.

While wandering about Wherehouse Music the other day, I'm came across their adult DVD section. Just for fun, I glanced over the titles. Then stopped. And stared.

Cheerleader Nurses

Not wanting to believe the accuracy of a minimum wage employee with a labeling machine, I pulled the box out. Sure enough, that was the title, and there were two grinning, udderly-gifted women in microscopic nurses uniforms holding pom-poms.

You get two, two TWO fetishes for one low price!

Makes me wish I owned a DVD player, almost. Actually, the reason I need a DVD player is Metallica. The entire S&M concert is out on DVD, all 2 1/2 hours of it.

ZZZzzzzzzz....

Oh, Gods above I so do not want to go to work today.

It's pouring rain, I can barely keep my eyes open, and to be honest, now that I've got the writing grove going, I don't want to stop!

But this damn Protestant Work Ethic has me by the... throat. Caffeine is your friend!

At least I have the car today, so I won't freeze in the shack.

That wasn't so bad

After waking up enough to make it in, work wasn't as bad as I feared it would be this morning. Sure, I got soaked to the core on the first two rounds, but by noon the sun was breaking through. I love San Francisco weather, wait five minutes, or drive five miles and it changes.

( The rest of my day got interesting... )

Hey kids, Tests!

( who WRITES these things? )

Well, I'm disgusted

Here is the result of your 1000 Point Purity Test.

You answered "yes" to 466 of 1000 questions, making you 53.4% sexually pure (46.6% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 53.4% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 39%, based on a comparison of your test results with 14718 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 73.1%.

53.4% sexually pure? This is an outrage! Somebody better come up with some ideas here...

Here is the result of your GamersPurity Purity Test.

You answered "yes" to 61 of 100 questions, making you 39.0% gamerspurity pure (61.0% gamerspurity corrupt).

Now that's more like it. hehehe...