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There's a thing starting on Twitter calling for people to draw their D&D character wearing their player's current clothing.
I can't draw for shit, but I love the image of Tusker, my half-orc Paladin of Bane, wearing my crossing guard uniform with a stop sign tied to his glaive.
I imagine that Tusker would show little restraint in dealing with crosswalk blockers. . .
"Foul spawn of Honda! Bane has declared that the limit line is at the stop sign, which is behind you, and now you impede the path of those I've sworn to protect! Feel the wrath of the Tyrant!"
So, that's 1d10+4 slashing, plus 1d8 radiant, and I'm going to burn a spell slot for Improved Divine Smite, adding another 5d8. . .
I can't draw for shit, but I love the image of Tusker, my half-orc Paladin of Bane, wearing my crossing guard uniform with a stop sign tied to his glaive.
I imagine that Tusker would show little restraint in dealing with crosswalk blockers. . .
"Foul spawn of Honda! Bane has declared that the limit line is at the stop sign, which is behind you, and now you impede the path of those I've sworn to protect! Feel the wrath of the Tyrant!"
So, that's 1d10+4 slashing, plus 1d8 radiant, and I'm going to burn a spell slot for Improved Divine Smite, adding another 5d8. . .
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Date: 14 Feb 2020 10:04 (UTC)no subject
Date: 16 Feb 2020 11:13 (UTC)I can't remember what my last D&D character was, it's been decades, but I'm trying to picture a grumpy middle-aged elf lady in a wheelchair* with a heating pad and it's kinda hilarious.
*substitute in some sort of wacky Tenser's Floating Disk modification, possibly a live dire ermine for the heating pad