The Snark Must Flow

[gridlore]

Trolling around on Yahoo!Answers' Religion & Spirituality section. The question was:

Atheists: Who will save your soul?


I suppose that nice sunburned guy in a black suit I met at a crossroads many years ago. It was a hot night, and I commented "I'd give anything for a beer!" This guy appeared by my side, and offered me a cold beer for my soul.

It was only after accepting the beer and his vanishing that I realized that he must have been the Devil. The beer was a Coors Light. Coors Light! Is there no end to his evil?!?!

I better get best answer for that one.

Comments

[freyjaw]

Yeah. You should get it. But really, Coors Light? That's sex in a canoe! (What can I say? Some years back I became a microbrew snob.)