Writer's Block: Lucas for a day

[gridlore]

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George Lucas walks into his office only to find Darth Vader waiting there. As Vader Force-chokes Lucas to death, he says "I find your incessant meddling.. disturbing." *thud*

Luke walks in, and glances at the corpse. "I don't know why you're complaining; at least you got laid. You got laid, Han got laid... for all I know, Chewie was getting busy with the Ewoks. Me, I get my hand chopped off and become a Zen monk."

As Vader strides from the office he mutters "Holy crap, was I ever this whiny?" From the office Luke shouts "Based on Episodes II & III, hell yes!"

Vader spins around. "This!" he thunders pointing a shaking finger at Luke, "This is why Jedi are forbidden to have kids!"

Comments

[supersniffles.livejournal.com]

OK, you win the internets today.

[op-tech-glitch.livejournal.com]

If it were me, drum roll plz:

Star Wars Holiday Special: The Special Edition

(Yup I'ze one twisted sumbitch. Also, total props for that shadow icon up yonder.)

[melchar.livejournal.com]

This, so this! You express my SW angst so well. [trying to stuff internet cookies and chocolates thru the tubes - you win all the noms!]

[kevin-standlee.livejournal.com]

*Laughter* And I read it to Lisa (I'm in Fernley for the weekend) and she laughed, too. We need Eric Larson doing the James Earl Jones voice reading Vader's lines.

[lisa-marli.livejournal.com]

LOL. Hands you the internets.

[ecelectricity.livejournal.com]

ahhahahahahahaha!!! Laughing forever! Thank-you!

[fimbrethil.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the first giggle of the morning. :)

[chessdev.livejournal.com]

Nice!!

[notthebuddha.livejournal.com]

Me, I get my hand chopped off and become a Zen monk./

Dude, you cannot tell me the guy that blew up the frigging DEATH STAR wasn't getting rebel booty lined up at his door!

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Take a good close look at the scenes shot at rebel bases. See many human females? :)

[op-tech-glitch.livejournal.com]

You are of course assuming that that's what Luke was ever into in the first place, Mara Jade and sister-snog notwithstanding.

[dalen-talas.livejournal.com]

Me, I get my hand chopped off and become a Zen monk.

Cause-effect relationship here, anyone?