The Homosexual Agenda.

[gridlore]

Over on Yahoo!Answers, someone asked what the homosexual agenda was. I answered.

0630: Wake up, shower.

0700-0800: Gym, then breakfast at the Juice Bar. Sign up for the marathon training group.

0830-1130: Work from home, address the continuing problem in the server architecture. Consider script allowing me to beat people over the net.

1200-1330: Lunch, then hit Whole Foods to shop for dinner with Mike and Andy. Vegetarian Lasagna? Andy will still be a bitchy Vegan. Tempted to buy steak.

1400-1600: Overthrow the moral underpinnings of Western Civilization. Destroy the family as a social unit, subvert nation's children ensuring our extinction. Laugh as the world's cities burn in endless riots caused by the end of all moral restraint. Check Craigslist for new office chair.

1630-1700: Haircut and facial. Hopefully Armando is available. Complete fairy, but a genius with scissors.

1900: Dinner. If David tells that story about the duck again, he's sleeping on the couch.

Pity I'm straight/asexual.. I'm so good at being gay otherwise.

Comments

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

Now, see, when you talk about Civilization and the overthrowing of same, I always figure you're talking about the Aztecs or the Romans.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

I'm usually the Romans. Praetorians are a great early unit, and the Forum is a good unique building.

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

When I still let myself play, usually Babylonians. Holdover from Civ I, where on Earth maps it guaranteed a central placement on Eurasia* that could also rapidly (for pre-1 AD definitions of "rapid") expand down into Africa and/or smother the Egyptians in their crib. With chariots. :)

(which, along with Africa, counted as a single massive continent for purposes of Hoover Dam :)

[fayanora.livejournal.com]

Those Visigoths were so gay. Tell them about the sack of Rome and they just rush right over there.

[inamac.livejournal.com]

I accidentally hit 'friends/friends' and found this.

Am crying with laughter.

Do you mind if I rec?

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Go for it. My snark should be spread far and wide.

[therealsnape.livejournal.com]

And I found this post through inamac's rec - totally wonderful.

And if one looks at recent events in London, one can only marvel at the ruthless efficiency with which you carried out the 14-16hrs activities.

[kevin-standlee.livejournal.com]

*laughter*

[drewkitty.livejournal.com]

+1

[valkyrwench.livejournal.com]

That's fabulous :)

[mikkop.livejournal.com]

This reminded me of this picture:

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/07/4e2f1a5c10cad.jpg

More signs: http://www.happyplace.com/8958/the-most-hilariously-convincing-gay-marriage-signs

[nobleplatypus]

*standing ovation*

This cracked me up like nobody's business!

[fayanora.livejournal.com]

METROSEXUAL! Metro Asexual?

Here's a penguin picture:

[caraig.livejournal.com]

"WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, CLARICE."

That, or,

"Okay, who remembers where we parked? Should we ask her for directions? HEY! YOU! Excuse us, but can you tell us how to get to 4th Avenue and 101st?"

[fayanora.livejournal.com]

LOL

Or The Penguin had a daughter, and they're her personal bodyguards.

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

You are an evil genius.

:D