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meme stuff from lysana



DEMOGRAPHICS: What is ...

1. Your real physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Male
2. Your real social gender, based on how people treat you: Male
3. Your real marital/relationship status: Married for 11 years, with two long-distance sweeties
4. Your real standard form of transportation: Either public transit or Kiri drives me. I rarely drive these days.
5. Your real physical appearance: Thin unto gauntness.
6. Your real usual clothing: T-shirt, jeans, hooded sweatshirt.
7. Your real job: Currently on disability, I also do a little writing for RPGs

OPTIMAL DEMOGRAPHICS: If the world had been really good to you, but still stayed within the constraints of its physical and social reality (as you interpret it), what would be ...

1. Your optimal physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Male
2. Your optimal social gender, based on how people treat you: Male
3. Your optimal marital/relationship status: Married to Kiri, with a few close poly partners.
4. Your optimal standard form of transportation: A Honda Accord hybrid
5. Your optimal physical appearance: A little more muscle on my frame.
6. Your optimal usual clothing: Better t-shirts and jeans. Boots that actually fit well.
7. Your optimal job: Police dispatcher

PESSIMAL DEMOGRAPHICS: If the world had been really bad to you, but still stayed within the constraints of its physical and social reality (as you interpret it), what would be ...

1. Your pessimal physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Neuter
2. Your pessimal social gender, based on how people treat you: Male
3. Your pessimal marital/relationship status: Single
4. Your pessimal standard form of transportation: Just the bus
5. Your pessimal physical appearance: Even more gaunt, losing a few more teeth.
6. Your pessimal usual clothing: Even more skanky t-shirts and jeans
7. Your pessimal job: Security guard or fast-food worker

DOOMFUL DEMOGRAPHICS: What's the absolute worst that you can imagine, in any world that you could consider even a little bit possible, for ...

1. Your doomful physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Neuter
2. Your doomful social gender, based on how people treat you: Male
3. Your doomful marital/relationship status: Divorced and shunned
4. Your doomful standard form of transportation: Walking
5. Your doomful physical appearance: Wraith-like
6. Your doomful usual clothing: Business suit
7. Your doomful job: 9 to 5 in an office

WONDERFUL DEMOGRAPHICS: What's the absolute best that you can imagine, in any world that you could consider even a little bit possible, for ...

1. Your wonderful physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Depends on my mood
2. Your wonderful social gender, based on how people treat you: See above
3. Your wonderful marital/relationship status: Married to Kiri, with both of us having several close partners
4. Your wonderful standard form of transportation: 1947 Harley-Davidson FL with the suicide clutch.
5. Your wonderful physical appearance: The way I looked in 1985.
6. Your wonderful usual clothing: Neo in The Matrix
7. Your wonderful job: Full time writer and editor for RPGs.

DREAM DEMOGRAPHICS: When you dream about yourself (and we're talking real dreams here, like when you sleep -- we covered your 'dream job' earlier), what is:

1. Your dreamed physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Usually male
2. Your dreamed social gender, based on how people treat you: Changes
3. Your dreamed marital/relationship status: All over the place. Usually what I have now.
4. Your dreamed standard form of transportation: Trains, oddly enough.
5. Your dreamed physical appearance: My current appearance, or me at a younger age.
6. Your dreamed usual clothing: My t-shirt and jeans
7. Your dreamed job: Last one I remember was as a First Sergeant in the 1st Infantry Division.