The penguins got him.
Apr. 25th, 2010 07:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gridloreDead At Your Age has notified me that as of today I am as old as Robert Falcon Scott was when he keeled over.
History says that he starved after his poorly conceived expedition to the South Pole ran out of supplies. But we know the truth. He stumbled on something Man Was Not Meant To See and was eaten by a band of SAS Penguin trainees. Captain Oates' final words were not "I am just going outside and may be some time" but were instead "Bloody Hell! Run for your lives! AIEEEEE!!!!!!"
This clarification of history is just one of the services i provide.
History says that he starved after his poorly conceived expedition to the South Pole ran out of supplies. But we know the truth. He stumbled on something Man Was Not Meant To See and was eaten by a band of SAS Penguin trainees. Captain Oates' final words were not "I am just going outside and may be some time" but were instead "Bloody Hell! Run for your lives! AIEEEEE!!!!!!"
This clarification of history is just one of the services i provide.
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Date: 25 Apr 2010 17:11 (UTC)