Doug is in pain. Therefore, other people suffer.

[gridlore]

Had another person looking for homework help in Y!A. Her questions:

1. Before president wilson presidency, American businesses were protected from foreign competition because of what?

2. following a policy of appeasement, what did Great Britain and France do?

3. Most immigrants arriving in the US after 1880 settled in cities because?

4. Most progressives agreed that the government should do what?

5. Throughout the 1920's, how did American's generally feel?

6. What stimulated (encouraged) US imperialism?

7. What as a fundamental disagreement between the candidates in the 1932 presidential election?

8. what was the biggest reason for the US to get into WW1?

9. What were the results of the GI Bill to soldiers returning home?

10. which new deal program had the biggest long term affect on the US economy?

11. President Wilson felt that trusts.......?


And my answers...

1. Magical fairies.

2. Made fun of American beer, then passed out in the corner.

3. They had a natural need to cram themselves into tenements.

4. The Hustle

5. Sort of sepia toned

6. We ran out of Indians to kill.

7. How to pronounce "tomato."

8. Canada was already fighting. I mean, CANADA? We had to go to prove that we were as good as them. Better. Besides, by that point we had run out of Cubans, Filipinos, and Puerto Ricans to kill.

9. Fully 90% of them changed their name to something other than Bill.

10. "The Guiding Light" Premiered on CBS radio January 25, 1937, final episode shown on CBS television September 18, 2009.

11. were out to steal his glasses.

Comments

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong to hope the kid actually turns these in?

[katster.livejournal.com]

There's some truth in funny with #6, I have to admit. %)

-kat

[seawasp]

1. Before president wilson presidency, American businesses were protected from foreign competition because of what?
Children doing their own homework.

2. following a policy of appeasement, what did Great Britain and France do?
Make their children read the bloody book and do their own homework.

3. Most immigrants arriving in the US after 1880 settled in cities because?
It was easier to get the bloody books so their kids could do their own homework.

4. Most progressives agreed that the government should do what?
Make sure all children had the books so they could do their own homework.

5. Throughout the 1920's, how did American's generally feel?
That the flappers with their short skirts were distracting their children from doing their own homework.
6. What stimulated (encouraged) US imperialism?
Children who had done their own homework realizing that we could kill everyone else and take their stuff, but only if we did it FIRST.
7. What as a fundamental disagreement between the candidates in the 1932 presidential election?
Whether the children should do their own homework or be able to hire it out.

8. what was the biggest reason for the US to get into WW1?
The Germans sank the Luisitania, which was carrying a shipment of books to help our children do their own homework.

9. What were the results of the GI Bill to soldiers returning home?
It gave the GIs a chance to go to school and do their own homework!

10. which new deal program had the biggest long term affect on the US economy?
The one that made sure the most children did their own homework.

11. President Wilson felt that trusts.......?
... were planning to raise a class of illiterate peasants to do their work, by keeping the children from doing their own homework.

[weirdodragoncat.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! Your answers are *made* of win!

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Sadly, answering "do your own homework" gets violations. Sarcasm doesn't. Go figure.

Good answers though.