The snark must flow.

[gridlore]

The following question appeared in Yahoo! Answers' Religion & Spirituality section:

Calling all psychics?

can any one tell me how long they see my partner karen geting in jail thanks x

My reply:

90 days. But then in a stunning incident involving an issue of People magazine, a rubber duck, and an inmate who is secretly a Hapsburg heir, she will be implicated in a massive conspiracy to steal the formula for Coca-Cola! She will escape in a hail of bullets, and go on the run for several years, ending up in a close, if complicated, relationship with a yak herder in Nepal. Having learned the secrets of Yak-style Kung-Fu, she sets out to clear her name as a stealthy (if somewhat smelly) ninja!

On August 27th, 2019, she's going to decapitate you. Not for anything relating to the conspiracy or her exile, but for never returning her favorite CD and washing her whites with the red shirt that one time. Your last words will be "funny, it smells like a yak in here."

Trust me, I'm a psychic.

I'm so bad.

Comments

[fearsclave.livejournal.com]

I sense a great career in store for you.

[bkwrrm-tx.livejournal.com]

::snort::

Great. Tea out the nose. *G*

So I put the two previous comments together

[capplor.livejournal.com]

and come up with:

"Online nasal irrigation"

Could be a new career field.

(Robin, who won't let Fred take any potential consequences of this post)

[meezergal.livejournal.com]

LOVE the yak!