Christianity in a nutshell

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The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME!

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"And on the third day they went to the cave, and they found the stone rolled back, and the tomb empty. And they were much afraid; for they knew that their friend and teacher would walk among them by night, thirsting for the blood of the living, and be undead."

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But would he sparkle?