Why yes, I'm evil.

[gridlore]

I spend a good amount of time over at Ignorance Central Yahoo! Answers. We often get kids who don't even try to disguise the fact that they are trying to get someone else to do their homework for them.

Today, we got a beauty.

What are the answers to the questions?

1. what is the meaning of the cermony that Marie goes through before she enters France?

2. describe Maries attitude when she first arrives at the palace versailles?

3 In what way does Marie escape the pressures of being princess/ queen of france?

4. How does having children change Marie's outlook on life?

5. What is Lous XVI personality. How does this affect his ability to lead France?

1. It is meant to appease the Evil Fairies that live under her wig.

2. Totally stoned. One of her footmen provided her with like a total eightball of prime Parisian hash. She was totally wasted.

3. Sex with horses.

4. She realized that the sex with horses might have been an error in judgment.

5. He's gayer than Carson on Queer Eye. This leads to his spending more time on window treatments than foreign affairs. Which is why General Patton had to invade France.

Good luck with your homework!

iTunes for the win.

Comments

[fabricdragon.livejournal.com]

snrk
i like your answers... seriously.

[psychoticdreams.livejournal.com]

HAH!

[jonathonbarton.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!

Where were you when I was scamming for homework answers?

Oh, wait. We didn't have the internet when I was scamming for homework answers. /facepalm

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

Jesus. That's, like... too lazy to even cheat properly.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

That's a really sloppy attempt, most of them make some sort of attempt to hide that their doing homework, but usually the cascade of questions is the tip off.

Sad thing is this showed up in one of the Government groups, not in History.

[meezergal.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the Wonderful World of Children's Librarianship, Telephone Ready Reference.

[caprine.livejournal.com]

Snerk! Hee hee!