gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Penguin)
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i am



what sexual performer are you?


you are perverted. in a way. not only do you celebrate excess but you find ways of making everything exquisite. you like pool parties, lots of skin and other gatherings that turn into bachanallian bliss. you're a humanist with near inhuman carnal desires. more often than not you're breed are predicted to rot in hell, so sayeth television evangelists. satan reserves a seat for you.

you won't demure from an orgy if invited and you never cease the search for new contorted bodily pleasures. the party-animal in you could smell the scent of sex from a mile. you say yes to occasional bdsm and say no to bestiality. you are not that low.

oral sex? you like it porn style.

sexual positions? you can write kama sutra variations every year.






add the HTML code below to your website or online journal to let everyone know what sexual fiend you are!

Date: 22 Oct 2002 22:29 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] femakita.livejournal.com
Porn style?

All I'm picturing there is bad lipstick, bizarre facial expressions, and tacky shoes; but ykiok. ;)

Date: 23 Oct 2002 06:03 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xiombarg.livejournal.com
mmmm ham sandwich

Viva la difference

Date: 23 Oct 2002 03:34 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fimbrethil.livejournal.com


This isn't quite me, I don't think, but it could be fun seeing where we match up! Porn style oral sex?! Bring it on!!

Re: Viva la difference

Date: 23 Oct 2002 16:30 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com
Grildore begins downloading hours of bad porn soundtrack music.

Re: Viva la difference

Date: 23 Oct 2002 19:22 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fimbrethil.livejournal.com
Hours?! LMAO! Ready, willing and able!!

Re: Viva la difference

Date: 24 Oct 2002 05:49 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fangorn.livejournal.com
Cool!
We can all have theme music!

Re: Viva la difference

Date: 24 Oct 2002 05:48 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fangorn.livejournal.com
You mean you don't have a Yamaha DX7 keyboard of your very own, the required instrument for bad soundtracks?

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