Crunchy, chewy Jesus

[gridlore]

Cavanagh Altar Breads help Satanists to Desecrate the Holy Eucharist

Although they exist, Catholic loon sites are rare. This one is a hoot. I wonder what they made of the Army chaplain I knew who once used Wonder Bread (cut with a penknife and flattened) and grape Kool-Aid for communion when his supplies got lost en-route to Fort Irwin?

Comments

[fimbrethil.livejournal.com]

Okaay. That was special. Wow.

[kengr]

They think white flour is purer than whole white... Right. O-kay.

You know

[capplor.livejournal.com]

Protestants regularly use grape juice rather than wine, as many sects do not condone the use of alcohol at all.

[lysana.livejournal.com]

Since he was an ordained member of the clergy, that would count under "make do in extreme circumstances." Such as if a Roman Catholic requires extreme unction and the only oil the priest can get his hands on is a bottle of canola oil in the pantry.

[eleri.livejournal.com]

Wubbleu Tee Eff.

[seawasp]

Well, if white flour is holy, Wonder Bread is the veritable Bread of God.