Must win lottery.

[gridlore]

My new computer is great, but the keyboard is, well, lacking. Y'all may have noticed a number of dropped capitals in my recent posts? It's the keyboard.

So I'm cruising Think Geek when i see this. Holy crap, I could program it to show all the commands for Madden! Offense and Defense! But i really doubt that Kiri is going to let me spend close to 1,600 bucks on a keyboard, so I think i'll just plan on getting this one. I can also set it up to at least give different Madden functions different colors.

Comments

[seawasp]

You might consider not letting the penguins type for you. They keep dropping herring into the keys.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. But I'm brooding on my throne of skulls, and it's sort of awkward to type from here. Maybe I need a wireless keyboard.

Hey, if you would mind, take a look at the 500 words post I made yesterday and leave a comment. I'm looking for feedback and constructive criticism.

[seawasp]

If you got a wireless keyboard, then the penguins would steal it as WELL as your sanity.

It was an amusing short-short, and effective for those who know that you know something about the business, so to speak. Your Satan is a pretty kindly sort of guy, actually, so it's not hard to believe your character's had worse jobs. He sounds sane, at least, while I've worked for certifiable loons, which would be worse.