I have achieved Nerdvana.

[gridlore]

My Facebook lists updates to my LiveJournal.

My LiveJournal tracks my friends' updates to Facebook.

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I'm sorry--

[kath8562.livejournal.com]

but my mind immediately came up with, "Oh looky- a updating circle-jerk!"

I'd go wash it out now, but it's permanently dirty. (my mind, that is.)

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

Infinite loop: see Loop, infinite.

[dalen-talas.livejournal.com]

A programmer disappeared once. He wasn't coming to work, wasn't answering emails or phonecalls for a week. Finally, fearing the worst, his relatives got the police to bust into his apartment.

They found him crouching naked in the bathtub, shuddering and sobbing. He was emaciated and covered in soapy suds. In his hand, he clutched a bottle of shampoo with the label:

"Apply shampoo. Rub. Rinse. Repeat."