ROTFLMAO!

[gridlore]

Having seen this mentioned in kshandra's journal several times, I went out to take a look. So I hit Pick One. This is what I get:

I COME FROM A DIFFERENT PLANET

Psychologically, this card might express the individual's feeling of alienation or separation from the environment.

In reality, of course, having come from Arcantmycin, the sixteenth planet in the Wycloxian systems of Andromeda, you are having great difficulty acting like an earthling, especially since your memory was wiped out at birth and you don't realize you're an alien. Still, knowledge of your origin might enable you to adapt to the ways of the natives.



Then, I try to get an answer to this question: Am I wasting my time writing?

WORDLESS

Despite the obvious function of symbols, direct revelation has the primal place in realization. There are many means of communication that do not involve words, and the appearance of this card in a reading might mean that nonverbal messages are being sent.

WAIT

You may feel that you are losing your patience. Things are still not working out. But we do not have to be confined in long cycles of time and in space as big as galaxies. A certain gestation period is required before the complete satisfaction of all your wildest desires

FREAK

This card may mean that it is all right to be what you are.

Or, the situation is radically different from what it normally is.

Or, despite the fact that everything is okay, it doesn't feel that way. Refreshing influences rather than draining influences may dispel your anxiety.

The first two make some amount of sense, the last is somewhat hard to interpet.

Comments

[aurictech.livejournal.com]

Living without a spleen is unremarkable, else they wouldn't remove them when necessary.

Regrowing a spleen, OTOH....