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[gridlore]

Drill Team in Bondage at the Renaissance Festival. 238 lines.

Yes, it is as bad as the title promises.

Comments

[dandelion-diva.livejournal.com]

I'm really not sure that's possible. Not that I doubt you...but there's a whole lot of bad packed into those scant words.

I'd go check it out for myself, but I've got enough emotional scars without self-inflicting.

Gesi...actually, I think the title alone did some damage.;)

[femakita.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear god.

We should have a contest to see who can come up with the most horror-packed one-line title for an a.s.s story!

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

Not exactly horrific, but this one (posted tonight) made me stop and stare:

Desk Job (MF FF MFF Fdom Office Equipment)

... office equipment. ooookay...

Vibrating printer kink?

[femakita.livejournal.com]

It's not that much stranger than an office supply fetish.

Not that I know anyone with an office supply fetish.

[todkaninchen.livejournal.com]

What?!?!?

No link to the story?!?!?

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

I used to be active in the SCA. I also have a fair amount of theoretical knowledge about the BDSM scene, from my early days on the Net. The combination of these factors meant that whenever I saw some someone leading a cute young thing around by a leash (or, just as often, being led by them), I had to fight the urge to tell them two things:

(1) Please keep your scene private, and do not force it on others who are playing their own game this weekend and probably don't want to participate in yours.

(2) If your slave is frisking about on her leash like that, she is obviously in need of sterner discipline, and YOU need to learn more about being a Master or Mistress. If you insist on doing it in public, do it RIGHT.

[kshandra]

*applause*