Termination Notice

[gridlore]

To: Lower intestinal tract.
From: HHC, Doug's Body.

It has come to our attention that you, the lower half of the digestive system, have fallen far short of the expected goals required for the position. Please conclude your business with last night's burrito, and leave the body as soon as possible.



Two days of this. I'm putting down roots and giving photosynthesis a try.

Comments

That sounds messy…

[robertprior.livejournal.com]

You know, the lower half of your digestive system leaving the body sounds, um, painful. And messy.

Re: That sounds messy…

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Which pretty much describes what's been going on, so where's my loss here?

Re: That sounds messy…

[robertprior.livejournal.com]

The contents I can understand. But if you're losing bits of intestine you should be in hospital.

Re: That sounds messy…

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Feh. That's the route of the weak!