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STAGE 1 BEER ALERT!

DOUG IS OUT OF BEER!

WE SAY AGAIN, DOUG IS OUT OF BEER!

Civilians are advised to remain indoors and hide under plastic tarps. Governor Ah-nold has been advised of the situation. My fax to the Pentagon requesting aid has gone unanswered.

I'm out of beer. Pray for us!

Comments

[claire.livejournal.com]

Luckily I have plenty of beer, so I'll stay inside and hide. If you storm past my house snarling, I'll hurl some Sam Adams through the window to pacify you.