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Jul. 26th, 2008 11:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gridloreSTAGE 1 BEER ALERT!
DOUG IS OUT OF BEER!
WE SAY AGAIN, DOUG IS OUT OF BEER!
Civilians are advised to remain indoors and hide under plastic tarps. Governor Ah-nold has been advised of the situation. My fax to the Pentagon requesting aid has gone unanswered.
I'm out of beer. Pray for us!
DOUG IS OUT OF BEER!
WE SAY AGAIN, DOUG IS OUT OF BEER!
Civilians are advised to remain indoors and hide under plastic tarps. Governor Ah-nold has been advised of the situation. My fax to the Pentagon requesting aid has gone unanswered.
I'm out of beer. Pray for us!
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Date: 26 Jul 2008 20:09 (UTC)I'd send you bheer, but I don't have any, 'cause (heresy!) I really, really don't like it.
So I hereby gift you with my lifetime supply of beer.
(Is resupply imminent? If not, why not?)
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Date: 27 Jul 2008 03:29 (UTC)*offers you one of the Kahlua Raspberry White Russian singles she picked up at BevMo today*