A meme as the halftime show in my Nethack Day of Suckage.

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ganked from firecat


BACKGROUND:

1. Raised in: San Jose, Ca
2. Were you a planned baby? I assume so.
3. Birth date: July 4th.
4. Siblings: One brother, one sister.
5. Younger or older: I'm the demonic middle child.
6. Hair color: black, with some gray creeping in along the sides and in my beard.
7. First school: Noddin Elementary
8. Eye color: greenish-brown
10. Mood: bored.
11. Height: 6'0", 182cm, 0.0011364 miles
12. Lefty/righty: I'm left-handed, thank you!

LOVE LIFE:

1. Do you remember your first real relationship? To some extent.
2. Do you believe in love? Yup.
3. Shortest relationship? Two weeks? Depends on how you define a "relationship."
4. Have you ever been heartbroken? Yes.
5. Are you liking someone now? Y'know, with one strategically placed "c", that question becomes very different.
6. Are you afraid of commitment? Nope.
7. Do you believe in love at first sight? Since I experienced it, yes.
8. Longest relationship? 18 years and counting!
9. Who is your perfect mate? kshandra
10. Are you bold or shy? It really depends on the situation.

THIS OR THAT:

1. Love or money? Love. Money and possessions are really overrated in our culture.
2. Coffee or alcohol? Alcohol.
3. Television or internet? Depends on what I'm looking for. If it is interaction and research, the net. If I just want to be entertained, give me the remote.
4. Pepsi or Coke? Coke. Anything else is HERESY!
5. Fun night out or romantic night in? Really depends on my mood. I tend to be a stay-at-home.
6. Phone or in Person? I prefer to deal with people face to face when possible.
7. Aim or myspace? Neither.
8. Funny or Serious? Of course I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.
9. Scheduled or Spontaneous? I schedule times to update my schedules. I have four different programs on three devices to keep track of schedules.
10. Committed or Open Relationship? YES.

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Have you ever been caught sneaking out? No, but been caught sneaking back in a few times.
2. Have you ever skinny dipped? Yup, while trespassing.
3. Have you ever done something you regret? Ever seen my tattoo?
Omighod, they killed Question 4!! YOU BASTARDS!!!
5. Have you ever finished an entire jaw breaker? Nope.
6. Have you ever colored your hair? Not intentionally...
7. Have you ever been streaking? Does running screaming through the woods after taking cover on a fire ant nest and shredding your Rip-Stop uniform off count? Then yes.
9. Have you ever been Skydiving? :)
10: Have you ever been Bungee Jumping? No desire to do that.

ARE YOU:

1. Are you missing someone right now? I don't even have a rifle!
2. Are you talking to anyone right now? Nope.
3. Are you German? Nein.
4. Are you Italian? No.
5. Are you French? Non.
6. Are you Russian? Nyet.
7. Are you Norwegian? A moose once bit my sister...
8. Are you Indian? Would it not have been easier to ask "so, where does your family come from?"
9. Are you Irish? Half.
10. Are your parents still married? No, the divorce and dad dying pretty ended that relationship.

DO YOU:

1. Do you get depressed about things easily? Not unless the words "Barry Zito" are involved.
2. Do you live life to the fullest? Define fullest.
3. Are you comfortable with the way you look? Ha. Talk to me after the teeth are in.
4. How do you dress? Well, sitting on the edge of the bed, I put my legs into the legs of the trousers...
5. Are you scared of growing old alone? Naw, I'm taking y'all with me!
6. What did you want to be when you grew up? Sergeant-Major of the Army
4's posse from above has gotten pay back by doing a drive-by on Question 7 down here. Will it never end?
8. Are you a vegetarian? HAHAHAHAhhahahaha...
9. Current song you are listening to? The Kinks - Sunny Afternoon

Comments

[benkenobigal.livejournal.com]

I laughed loud enough to scare the cat when I read "and don't call me Shirley!" XD

On a fire ants nest?? Oh, Doug...poor you!!!