Memes from the toothless.
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Is your backyard just a concrete slab with no grass? Our "backyard" is an alley between two buildings. Best known for rutting feral cats.
How many bookcases are in your house? Five or six. We need more. We need a lot more.
Do you have any goldfish? The crackers?
What's your favorite show on MTV? "Headbangers Ball" which hasn't been on for twenty years.
Do you like that show Project Runway? Yes, but I prefer Top Chef.
Do you have DVR or TiVo? Nope.
What DVD is in your DVD player currently? The West Wing Season 1, disc 2
Do you have a stereo system hooked up to your TV? No stereo to hook it up to.
Do you like shopping at WalMart for clothes? For reasons of corporate evil, I avoid Wal*Mart.
Does your family take a family picture yearly? Nope. We try, but posing for a shot from orbit turned out to be expensive and difficult to coordinate.
Are you tired right now? Exhausted. Full day of work followed by dental extractions? Dead.
Have you ever had a sexual dream about your ex-girlfriend? On occasion. More often I have dreams that involve the phrase "full auto, no waiting!"
Do you look up what your dreams mean online? Why bother? I'm prefer my own twisted interpretations. "I dreamt about a train. That means I need to drink more beer.
What color is your toaster? Blonde, with nice tits and legs all the way to here!
Do you currently have a job? Me drive truck and forklift. Me also lift heavy objects.
When was the last time you used a Post-It note? Today on an order that had only an office phone, not a site phone number. Sadly, I was told that I cannot threaten to burn and pillage inside sales.
Do you exercise regularly? See above. My job is pretty physical. And I do plenty of 12 oz. curls.
Have you ever made a survey? Sure. Of a section of Fort Benning's SE training area.
Is there a fish tank in your house? Only until we flush.
Do you drink Red Bull or any other energy drink on a regular basis? Beer.
Does caffeine do anything for you, or are you one of those people that it doesn't do jack shit? Caffeine is LIFE
When was the last time you watched TRL? By accident once in 1995. I blame the morphine the hospital was giving me.
Have you ever taken a ballet class? Taken one where? A mosh pit?
Do you like rainy days? Not really. I like hearing plants scream as they die of thirst.
Speaking of rainy days, is it raining right now? Probably. Since the question fails to be specific, I'm including the entire visible universe in my answer.
How many photo albums are in your house? One shoebox.
Have you ever seen that TV show M*A*S*H? o_0 "That TV show"? You mean one of the defining cultural influences of my entire childhood? The one that had most of America's population watching when it went of the air? The one I can quote from memory? Yes!
Do you want to have kids one day? Depends on the chef and the wine list.
Are you hungry right now? No thanks, just had a toddler.
Can you play the violin? Of course! Not in any recognizable musical fashion, but I can play one!
What about the guitar? What about it?
When are you graduating college? Some period of time after I actually start attending one.
Gee, can you tell I wasn't being overly serious?
kshandra made this icon for me!!!
kjpepperIs your backyard just a concrete slab with no grass? Our "backyard" is an alley between two buildings. Best known for rutting feral cats.
How many bookcases are in your house? Five or six. We need more. We need a lot more.
Do you have any goldfish? The crackers?
What's your favorite show on MTV? "Headbangers Ball" which hasn't been on for twenty years.
Do you like that show Project Runway? Yes, but I prefer Top Chef.
Do you have DVR or TiVo? Nope.
What DVD is in your DVD player currently? The West Wing Season 1, disc 2
Do you have a stereo system hooked up to your TV? No stereo to hook it up to.
Do you like shopping at WalMart for clothes? For reasons of corporate evil, I avoid Wal*Mart.
Does your family take a family picture yearly? Nope. We try, but posing for a shot from orbit turned out to be expensive and difficult to coordinate.
Are you tired right now? Exhausted. Full day of work followed by dental extractions? Dead.
Have you ever had a sexual dream about your ex-girlfriend? On occasion. More often I have dreams that involve the phrase "full auto, no waiting!"
Do you look up what your dreams mean online? Why bother? I'm prefer my own twisted interpretations. "I dreamt about a train. That means I need to drink more beer.
What color is your toaster? Blonde, with nice tits and legs all the way to here!
Do you currently have a job? Me drive truck and forklift. Me also lift heavy objects.
When was the last time you used a Post-It note? Today on an order that had only an office phone, not a site phone number. Sadly, I was told that I cannot threaten to burn and pillage inside sales.
Do you exercise regularly? See above. My job is pretty physical. And I do plenty of 12 oz. curls.
Have you ever made a survey? Sure. Of a section of Fort Benning's SE training area.
Is there a fish tank in your house? Only until we flush.
Do you drink Red Bull or any other energy drink on a regular basis? Beer.
Does caffeine do anything for you, or are you one of those people that it doesn't do jack shit? Caffeine is LIFE
When was the last time you watched TRL? By accident once in 1995. I blame the morphine the hospital was giving me.
Have you ever taken a ballet class? Taken one where? A mosh pit?
Do you like rainy days? Not really. I like hearing plants scream as they die of thirst.
Speaking of rainy days, is it raining right now? Probably. Since the question fails to be specific, I'm including the entire visible universe in my answer.
How many photo albums are in your house? One shoebox.
Have you ever seen that TV show M*A*S*H? o_0 "That TV show"? You mean one of the defining cultural influences of my entire childhood? The one that had most of America's population watching when it went of the air? The one I can quote from memory? Yes!
Do you want to have kids one day? Depends on the chef and the wine list.
Are you hungry right now? No thanks, just had a toddler.
Can you play the violin? Of course! Not in any recognizable musical fashion, but I can play one!
What about the guitar? What about it?
When are you graduating college? Some period of time after I actually start attending one.
Gee, can you tell I wasn't being overly serious?
kshandra made this icon for me!!!
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