Much silliness in alt.conspiracy

[gridlore]

Sometimes, those of us who are sane posters in alt.conspiracy (a small group, be assured) just get silly. The following exchange came out of a long pointless thread claiming that Mossad nuked the World Trade Center.



In article <ndvhkiafr0i9ew9i@nojay.fsnet.co.uk>, Robert Sneddon
<nojay@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote:

> In article <d8hmou0qmtp9h5gjnp5676s7m1ti48kl19@4ax.com>, Douglas Berry
> <gridlore@mindspring.com> writes
> >On Thu, 19 Sep 2002 15:21:53 -0700, a wanderer, known to us only as
> >Andrew Carol <aacaroll@coastside.net> warmed at our fire and told
> >this tale:
> >
> >>The Lumber Cartel are the unaware stooges of The United Lint Collecters.
> >
> >Can't be.. I eliminated the Lint Collectors last week.
>
> I thought the United Lint Collectors were amalgamated into the Felt
> Consortium?
>
> >Perhaps the Goldfish Fanciers were behind the Lumber Cartel?
>
> The RSPCA shut down the Goldfish Fanciers; the top men are doing hard
> time for their perverted piscatorial preferences.

Which is exactly what their secret masters, the League of Short Order
Cooks wants you to belive. This is all according to their plan.

Pity they don't even know that they and their plan are simple puppets
of the Bitney Envelope Corporation as part of their ruthless ajenda to
achieve global domination.

---- Andy

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[femakita.livejournal.com]

You should check out alt.guinea.pigs.conspiracy. :)