Still sick, so doing memes

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benkenobigal saves me from playing more bad Nethack with a set of questions!


1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Karl Rove. Preferably while he's standing next to Bush.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Flavor Flav

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Ann Coulter

4. What is the best kind of cheese? Extra-sharp Cheddar

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese? Not much of a foodie, so roast beef on a wheat roll with thinly-sliced cheddar and horseradish.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). I'll pass on the sex, but I'd love to have dinner with Sir Ian McKellen.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it? Joan Jett

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? (saving, investing paying bills and depositing do not count). Books and CDs. Maybe a new pair of sneakers.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Germany

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? Beer!

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Budweiser. Hey, it's what I drink.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go to anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? October, 1312. Paris, France. What am I going to do? See what actually happened to the Templar treasure.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law"

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? This Week In Baseball. Yes, it already exists, but Fox has ruined it. Get Lon Simmons to do the voice work, and focus on highlights and interesting stories from around the majors and minors.

15. What is your favorite expletive? Bloody Hell!

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Ask one of them to get me a Gatorade out of the fridge.

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? My Roadie-bear.

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Call in bomb threats to the White House, the Supreme Court, Fox News, the RNC, the Los Angeles Dodgers, all the centers of evil in the US.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? Wait, I ate veggies? Anyway, Telepathy.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? Judas Priest at the 1983 US Festival.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? It's not something I'm comfortable sharing.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Where would you go? Canada, probably. Culture is similar, no language problems, and they have baseball.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under 21. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? Assuming it is still there, The Cellar in Columbus, Ga.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first? Bill O'Reilly's. Give the old fart a heart attack when a flying telepathic liberal shows up at his window.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life? Jerry Garcia. If only to watch him laugh his ass off at how Bobby looks these days.

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? Gordon Greene, my old spotter.

27. What's your theme song? Supertramp - Dreamer

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3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Ann Coulter

Being, as I am, a bad Quaker, I am so there with you. I'd happily sell some plasma to buy you some brass knuckles.