From redc1c4

[gridlore]

Paul Lemmen (http://1star-pita.livejournal.com/profile) is a fraud.

he was arrested earlier this month by the Secret Service and denied bail as a flight risk.

you can read all about it here: http://www.fayobserver.com/article?id=258021

This guy scammed everyone. Even showed up at soldiergrrrl's wedding in Air Force dress blues. Since he seemed to love the Air Force so much (with a whole two weeks active duty) I suggest we give him a military punishment.

Hang him.

Comments

[polydad.livejournal.com]

By what appendage?

Surely the Air Farce has some job dirty enough to do that he could be made useful without forcing people who are actually trying to do their jobs properly to interact with him? Digging latrines outside Thule, or some such?

best,

Joel

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Rattlesnake census at Edwards AFB.

[polydad.livejournal.com]

I'm familiar with the area; I'm not sure he can count that high. Maybe if he has to kiss each one...

best,

Joel

[glinda-w.livejournal.com]

well, he'd only get one or two counted then, wouldn't he?

[dalen-talas.livejournal.com]

In Soviet Russia, they made people mow lawns down to regulation height. Using manicure scissors and rulers.

[lizw.livejournal.com]

The British Army used to favour scrubbing floors/sweeping roads with toothbrushes (in the late 1980s; the Human Rights Act, which was passed in 1998, may have stopped them by now).

[dalen-talas.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if that's better or worse than scrubbing toilets with the said toothbrush.