Oh, yeah.. another way I fill a sick day.

[gridlore]

1. Where is your cell phone? Sitting on the desk in front of me. I really should plug it back in.

2. Boyfriend/Girlfriend? It's complicated.

3. Your hair? Military short. Though at this point my First Sergeant would start giving me dirty looks and commenting on the barber shop's hours down at the PX.

4. Your mother? Currently in suspended animation due to the end of football season. We crack the chamber for the draft, then again when training camp opens.

5. Your father? Died about ten years ago.

6. Your favourite things? Baseball, RPGs, intelligent television, my job.

7. Your dream last night? Very confused, probably due to my current case of the yucks. I do remember one where I was riding a horse along Ocean Beach, heading for the Cliff House.

8. Your favorite drink? Coca-cola.

9. Your dream car? Peterbilt longnose with a sleeper cab.

10. Your ex? Are in the past. All of them.

11. Your fear? Coming out of remission.

12. Where do you want to be in 10 years? Working as an OTR (Over The Road, i.e. long-haul) trucker with my own rig.

13. Who did you hang out with yesterday? kshandra until she left for an Oscar Party.

14. The last thing you did? Called in sick, netted.

15. What are you wearing? jeans, AK-47 t-shirt, Renaissance Faire hoodie.

16. The last thing you ate? Today? A protein drink.

17. Your life? Continues.

18. Your mood? Pretty crappy. I hate being sick, I hate not being able to sleep, and I hate missing work since I know that means somebody has to cover for me.

19. Your friends? Few and very dear to me.

20. What are you thinking about right now? An offer I've had to write for a gaming magazine.

22. What are you doing at the moment? This meme. Coughing.

23. Your summer? Eh. It was.

24. Your relationship status? Married for 16 years this May.

25. When is the last time you laughed? Last night watching the Oscars. The "Snakes on a Plane" joke.

26. Last time you cried? A few weeks ago when the pain in my jaw from dropping pressure spiked.


THE MOST RANDOM SURVEY EVER

1. Favorite pop song? Hell, I don't know. Not even sure what counts as Pop anymore.

2. Last thing you bought? Well, there's that new PT Cruiser in the garage...

3. Last time you got flowers? When I was in the hospital 11 years ago.

4. Do you share a toothbrush with your significant other? No. Very unsanitary.

5. One of your stuffed animals' names as a kid? Mr. Doggie

6. Did you ever own at one time a Barenaked Ladies CD? I own most of them (need to get Born on a Pirate Ship and the new one.)

7. Favorite day of the week? Don't have one.

8. Favorite Sundae topping? I don't like ice cream that much. When I have it, I like chocolate milkshakes.

9. Did you take Piano lessons? Nope, guitar.

10. T.V. show you secretly enjoy? None. Seriously, I do have secrets but a show I like? Why the hell would that be worth hiding?

11. Date someone older or younger? Either.

12. One place you could travel right now? Right now, my options are bedroom, bathroom, and kitchen. Kiri has the car, weather is crappy, and I'm broke.

13. Do you use umbrellas? Too much trouble.

14. Do you know the words to the Canadian National Anthem? I know the Arrogant Worms' version.

15. Best job you ever had? Driving for SuperShuttle.

16. What is the last thing you do before you go to sleep every night? Close my eyes. (Really, some of these questions are really worded poorly. If the question is what do I do before going to bed, the answer is "make sure all my work stuff is where it is supposed to be.")

17. Ever been in a car accident? Several.

18. What age is this exciting life over for you? (OK, now I know this was written by a teenager.) When I die. Life is an ongoing adventure.

19. Favorite shoes you have EVER owned? Corcoran Jump Boots. Things shined up like a mirror, were comfortable, and looked great.

20. Were you ever in a school talent show? Couple times.

21. Allergic to? Morons.

22. Favorite fruit? sylvan

23. Have you watched sex and the city? No.

24. Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap? Soap.

25. Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste? Toothpaste, a little water, then brush.

26. Do you scream on roller coasters? That's half the fun!

27. Who was your first prom date? Never bothered with high school social events.

28. Who was your first roommate? Not quite a roommate, but David Bougille was my bunkmate at A-7-1 for Infantry OSUT.

30. What was your first job? Sweeping an apartment complex's parking lot.

31. What was your first car? The Yellow Peril! 1973 Datsun wagon in baby shit yellow. By the end, the only thing holding that car together were the 900 Grateful Dead stickers.

32. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown? 18

33. Who was your first grade teacher? Mrs. Hildengard

34. Where did you go on your first airplane ride? My dad was a travel agent, so we all started early. The first one I can remember is when I was about five.

35. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? Kirsten.

36. Whose wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen? My best friend in the Army, Gordon Greene. I was Best Man.

37. What did you have for breakfast? Protein shake and a Coke.

38. What is the first thing you do in the morning? Piss.

39. What was the first concert you attended? Probably The Kinks.

40. First celebrity crush? Farrah Fawcett Majors.

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1. Is that your natural hair color? Of course.

2. Where was your default pic taken? eleri's old place in Oregon, at the Callhanicon Annex.

3. What's your middle name? Edward

4. Your current relationship status? Answered above.

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back? After a decade and a half, I should hope so!

6. What is your current mood? Answered above.

7. What color underwear are you wearing? White.

8. What makes you happy? Success, making people laugh.

9. Are you musically inclined? Not even a little bit.

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be? Go back and prevent Constantine the Great from becoming Rome's Emperor. Stops the spread of Christianity cold.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be? A rattlesnake on Bush's ranch.

12. Ever had a near death experience? I've almost died, but no tunnels of light.

13. Something you do a lot? Read.

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now? Megadeth - Symphony of Destruction

15. Who did you copy and paste this from? benkenobigal

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you? My sister, figmo, my half-sister-in-law, the United States of America.

17. When was the last time you cried? Answered above.

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience? Yes, the largest being when I played Charlie Davenport in my HS production of Annie Get Your Gun

19. If you could have one super power what would it be? Stopping or manipulating time.

20. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex? Eyes

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks? I rarely go there, or to any coffee shop.

22. What's your biggest secret? That would be telling.

23. What's your favorite color? Black.

24. When was the last time you lied? See #22

25. Do you still watch kiddy shows or movies? Sometimes.

27. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? My dental situation.

28. What are you eating or drinking? Nothing at the moment.

29. Do you speak any other language? I know pieces of German and Spanish, but nowhere near enough to be fluent.

30. What's your favorite smell? Tacos.

31. Last thing to make you laugh? Answered above.

Comments

Waaait...

[dalen-talas.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're not on Gaia or something? The stile on that icon looks familiar.

Re: Waaait...

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Probably made it there and ganked it.