- Sat, 13:50: @TheOnion - Fox Launches 'We're Not Any Happier About This Than You Are' Campaign Promoting World Series http://t.co/MiDWLjUZ #tootrue #fb
- Thu, 15:08: Bummer! Didn't feel it at all! http://t.co/mhWKDYlh #surfcalifornia #learntoswim #ArizonaBay #fb
- Thu, 15:43: The Right's National Security Problem http://t.co/hPWHP1DW via @motherjones #UHRAAAH #fb
- Thu, 20:17: Just felt a mild earthquake. Details to follow. #ArizonaBay #fb
- Thu, 20:28: Al Davis is trying to escape his tomb! #earthquake #HaroldCampingWasRight #WheresBOCWhenYouNeedThem #fb
- Wed, 08:56: Can eating too much spicy food kill you? http://t.co/wzR0aMhP via @bodyodd #IwouldDieHappy #FeelTheBurn #MyBodyIsASuperfundSite #fb
- Wed, 09:08: Rush Limbaugh still taking the side of the Lord's Resistance Army http://t.co/qGU4tu8M #fb
- Пн, 12:15: I just signed up for a creative writing course. #movingforward #strangelynervous #readyformygarciamoment #fb
- Пн, 12:27: @OttaviaBourdain And which of us hasn't dreamed of doing just that?
- Mon, 08:53: Happy Loma Prieta Day! #fb #22years
- Mon, 12:15: I just signed up for a creative writing course. #movingforward #strangelynervous #readyformygarciamoment #fb
- Mon, 12:27: @OttaviaBourdain And which of us hasn't dreamed of doing just that?
- Пт, 15:24: Who's Advising Herman Cain? Sorry, That's Classified http://t.co/JheEEYGZ via @motherjones #fb
- Вт, 11:59: Damn, we need a thunderstorm. Weather is perfect for it. #MissingGeorgia #PagingTheMightyThor #fb
- Вт, 14:08: Weird question. I need a new cardholder for my wallet. Anyone know where they sell those? #fb
- Вт, 15:03: "Loki & the Skrulls" would be a great band name for a death metal band that covered 60s pop. #AvengersMovie #SickMindAtWork #fb
- Wed, 09:35: I'm now sheltering in place. http://t.co/EvA2qoMw #cupertinoshooting #doingwhatthesheriffsays #fb
- Wed, 09:40: Gay Service Members Come Out of the Closet - Slate Magazine http://t.co/JUjxpjN2 #fb
- Wed, 12:16: Counted six police helicopter, plus at least five news copters. Still not a hostage. #cupertinoshooting #fb
- Wed, 12:39: Hugh Laurie playing "St. James Infirmary" Your argument is invalid. http://t.co/xu53i9Vy #music #fb
- Wed, 13:56: I just used an internet meme correctly and before it got stale. Go me! #FeelingYoungAgain #YouKidsGetOffMyIntertubes #fb
- Wed, 18:11: Go to http://t.co/nh3lmFI3 RIGHT NOW Best Jobs tribute yet! #fb #RIPSteveJobs
- Tue, 08:30: Belgium's Mr Penguin dreams of Antarctic funeral | Reuters http://t.co/aBFqu6Qe via @reuters #MyHero #penguins #fb
- Чт, 17:41: RT @GeorgeTakei: 7 students arrested for taking SAT for others, using fake IDs. At Star Fleet Academy, we made cheaters wear red shirts ...
- Пт, 07:54: RT: @wilw: #OccupyWallStreet, 100% behind you, and I *really* want you to read this, because it's *great* advice: http://t.co/zmKyFOIb #fb
- Пт, 09:18: The Terrorist Notches on Obama’s Belt http://t.co/Om3DolZU via @AddThis #fb
- Пт, 12:54: RT @subwayfreshbuzz: Five…five dollar…Starting October 1, ANY Regular FOOTLONG™ sub is just $5 at SUBWAY! RT this to enter to win a $50 ...
- Wed, 13:11: Buddhist nuns embrace the power of kung fu http://t.co/SjO4Z1vK via @guardian #fb
- Wed, 13:51: Shoutout to AT&T Park staff: from ushers to food service, they make @SFGiants games the best experience in MLB A huge thank you. #fb
- Wed, 15:36: RT @SFGiants: Thank You #SFGiants #ThxSFGFans
- Wed, 15:45: And so ends the #SFGiants 2011 season. I'll be pouting in the corner with John Bearker and Lou Seal. #IWantedAnotherParade #fb
- Mon, 15:25: RT: @SFGiants: The #SFGiants will break their All-Time attendance record tonight. Bruce Bochy to the fans http://t.co/RTzBGpOu #fb
- Sat, 17:30: Starting to smell like rain is coming. Bring on fall! #weather #santaclara #fb
- Sun, 09:55: I'm having a traditional Sunday Army breakfast: cold pizza & warm beer #tradition #FollowMe #fb
- Thu, 19:51: RT @SFGiantsFans: Hella RT @sfgiants If you #Believe in the #SFGiants then RT #BeatLA
- Fri, 09:49: It occurs to me we should have labelled the lunch meat... mystery sandwich, here I come! #ItsAllGoodWithMustard #ProbablyNotKosher #fb
- Fri, 10:09: VICTORY IS MINE! Take that, level 1-21 of Angry Birds!! #DisibilityIsBoring #fb
- Tue, 19:11: Texas GOP Rep: Cuts To Family Planning: ‘Of Course This Is A War On Birth Control’ http://t.co/fVhGlZLe via @thinkprogress #GOPfucktard #fb