"Today is Election Day, and we urge all citizens to vote 'No' with the weapons of their choice." -KViSR Radio "The Voice of Anarchy"
"Even now, on the eve of Election Day, the campaign battle is undecided. But inside sources say Generalissimo Puerco's forces have a strong lead, holding 26 of 31 registered ballot stations." - Free State Radio
"We are please to announce that Generalissimo Puerco, alias Johnathan Sunshine, alias Ronald Unreasonable, Alias None of the Above, has won the election by a unanimous vote." -Free State Radio "The Voice of Reason"
"This is not a coup. Parliament still makes the decisions. We're just here to make sure they make the right ones." -Brandy Charlatan, Station Manager, KViSR Radio
Today's travel report...Small arms fire along Route 6 with bursts of heavy machine gun fire. Blast shields are required below 3000 feet." - KViSR Radio "Hot off the firing line"
"Today's forecast calls for heavy contact along the northern outskirts, strong probes throughout the neutral zone, and scattered artillery barrages throughout the evening." - KViSR Radio "All nukes, all the time"
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Ah, the classics...
Date: 26 Oct 2006 03:21 (UTC)"Even now, on the eve of Election Day, the campaign battle is undecided. But inside sources say Generalissimo Puerco's forces have a strong lead, holding 26 of 31 registered ballot stations." - Free State Radio
"We are please to announce that Generalissimo Puerco, alias Johnathan Sunshine, alias Ronald Unreasonable, Alias None of the Above, has won the election by a unanimous vote." -Free State Radio "The Voice of Reason"
"This is not a coup. Parliament still makes the decisions. We're just here to make sure they make the right ones." -Brandy Charlatan, Station Manager, KViSR Radio
Today's travel report...Small arms fire along Route 6 with bursts of heavy machine gun fire. Blast shields are required below 3000 feet." - KViSR Radio "Hot off the firing line"
"Today's forecast calls for heavy contact along the northern outskirts, strong probes throughout the neutral zone, and scattered artillery barrages throughout the evening." - KViSR Radio "All nukes, all the time"